If you need some cash?

Some Fast Cash

To make ends meet, rent your feet
to podiatric research schools.
Load up your chairs for flea market fairs
and auction to bargain hunting fools.
Take all the pets, bypass the vets
to supply the local exotic diner.
Then rent a kid to whoever will bid
and tell me what could be finer.
To fill that bed, with a lodger instead,
and if it isn’t too bold,
ask the wife, to reduce your strife,
and dial 1800 Cash for Gold.
Your hardwood floors and oaken doors
post on E-bay for a spell.
Throw in a Nordic track or a lava lamp
cause brother they all will sell.
And at the end of the day, you can simply say
bill collectors I welcome your call.
I won’t balk, love to talk,
Cause there’s nothing left at all.